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officialunitedstates:

kinda dumb how batman got all his powers by being bitten by a bat while spiderman just has a lot of gadgets

micthemicrophone:

hale-to-the-queen:

qweety:

urbanmongoose:

Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.

Oh my god

her EYES

Aimbot just kicked in.

slippinbeauty:

so what are your hobbies?

like what do you do for fun?

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gcvsa:

stagmachine:

watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals

DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.

(Source: xtoxictears)

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

liiyre:

HALLELUJAH