kinda dumb how batman got all his powers by being bitten by a bat while spiderman just has a lot of gadgets
Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head. .-.
Oh my god
Aimbot just kicked in.
so what are your hobbies?
like what do you do for fun?
watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals
DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP.
mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something
my dad has literally called me by his own name.
my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years