June 2011
reblog if you're a "whatever the fuck I feel like...
you're not allowed to cry if you're the one...
btw, 2 week hiatus.
I can't breathe, this is too funny. A+
commitcrimedotcom:
Commit Crime
I'm such a loser, sitting on FB waiting for him to...
My entire family is planning how I'M going to be...
They think I can’t hear them, but I can. It’s my vacation and I will do whatever the fuck I want. So what if I feel like staying in my room all day? What else am I going to do? I have no friends, I have no job, I have no reason to get up in the morning but I do it anyways just because I know that if I don’t you guys will give me shit for it later.
Why can’t you all just...
It comes so many struggles. The feelings of...
Does this count as annoying?
-insomniaticdreams:
EXPECTATIONS:
REALITY:
LOL fucken dying!!!!!
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
OHMYGOIRSH! I’m dead.
I just died.
OMG XD
The awkward moment when you and your parents are...
tumblr-funniest:
Parents, staring neutral at the TV:
You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest:
When a character does something embarrassing and...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
pitytheliving:
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I never realized how weird it was for me to have...
What can I say? My mother really wanted me to learn french.
I still don’t know much…
Parlez vous français?
If You Need Help Or Someone To Talk To, Please Use...
askagayguy:
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
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LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
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When you're reading Looking for Alaska and you...
fishingboatproceeds:
barbieblonde:
IT CANT BE UNSEEN!
Well, the whole book isn’t ruined—like, I didn’t even really intend for [spoiler redacted] to be a spoiler necessarily. But it definitely negatively impacts your reading of the novel, which is why there will soon be a new edition of Looking for Alaska with different backmatter.
Anyway, sorry!
eff yeah nerdfighters!: Having Been Margo Roth... →
elfarmywrites:
A poem I wrote a week or two ago. Paper Towns is one of my all-time favorite books, so you should go read it if you haven’t, but you should be able to understand the poem anyway. “Having Been Margo Roth Spiegleman” We get that it sucks to be you, Quentin Jacobsen To…
Why am I so horny all the time?
Margo’s list:
3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately
Veet (It’s for Shaving your...
– Paper Towns by John Green (via perpetualcurve)